Hey kids, you know what happens when your closet server finally falls over?
That's right! Server rebuild!
Sure, if it were like 2009. Now, one-click hosting is a thing! Look how much trouble you can get into for just pennies a day!
Unlimited bandwidth for you and your memorials!
Act now while energy is still available.
Entropy is coming, please be ready with redundant backups and offsite storage.