Hey kids, you know what happens when your closet server finally falls over?

That's right!  Server rebuild!

Sure, if it were like 2009.  Now, one-click hosting is a thing!  Look how much trouble you can get into for just pennies a day!

Unlimited bandwidth for you and your memorials!

Act now while energy is still available.

Entropy is coming, please be ready with redundant backups and offsite storage.